PETA Offering To Pay For Lindsay Lohan Rehab If...

Lindsay Lohan

The People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals, also known as PETA, is offering to pay the $150,000 drug rebab tab of disgraced Hollywood actress and cocaine addict, Lindsay Lohan, who says she is broke. However, there is one condition. PETA states she must become a vegetarian. You know Lohan heard the offer and asked, "Is coke a vegetable?"

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Britney Spears Appearance Relates To Her Mental State

　

Britney Spears, 29, looking very beat up

It's that time again. The "Britney Spears is still a disheveled mess" post. Spears made another appearance looking a complete mess, with a strange, paranoid look on her face. There were people in slavery and concentration camps that managed to keep it together better than Spears.

Another bad Britney weave revealing where the extensions were sewn in

From the bad weaves to the stained clothes and crazy expressions, it all illustrates the extent of her metal problems. However, she is an entertainment show monkey that is unable to function without anti-psychotic meds and mood stabilizers, just to get her out in public and on stage.

Lindsay Lohan Still Pleading Poverty

Lindsay Lohan

Druggie and one time successful actress, Lindsay Lohan, is pleading poverty once again, regarding the reported $150,000 rehab bill, she will be faced with at the Betty Ford Clinic, where she is currently undergoing treatment.

I seem to remember an announcement, upon the news of a settlement with the company E*trade, proclaiming Lohan to be satisfied with the terms of the deal. Once again, either the settlement was non-monetary or paltry. Then again, Lohan could be lying about her financial status, which is not as great as she and her mother previously claimed or they are now claiming poverty for sympathy.

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Which Pop Star's Teenage Daughter Is On Drugs

Which pop star's 14-year-old daughter, has been experimenting with drugs and developing a bad reputation with the opposite sex, while her mother is busy chasing men half her age. Her growing habit is known in certain New York circles, but mummy dearest is too wrapped up in her own nonsense to see what others are commenting on.

If mommy dearest spent less time posing for staged photo-ops with kids she adopted for publicity, going to clubs wearing clothes too young for her and getting plastic surgery whilst in her 50s, trying to recapture her lost youth and dwindling audience, maybe she'd be a better parent and get her daughter some help.

It's quite ironic that the self-righteous mommy dearest, has set the worst example of all for her daughter, bragging about sleeping with a married man at 15 and experimenting with drugs at an early age as well, then expecting her child will not be impacted by it. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, but this time the reboot appears to be worse, due to her mom's money, which was made unethically.

Lindsay Lohan: I Can't Afford Rehab

Lindsay Lohan blowing a kiss that you know is 100% proof (alcohol)

Hollywood actress, Lindsay Lohan, has stated to the U.S. court that she cannot afford rehab, which is one of the more inventive excuses the Judiciary Report has heard coming from a drug addict. What she meant to say was, she can't afford rehab, because it will cut into her cocaine money.

Lohan has been cutting deals with paparazzi and publications, among others, for financial payment, much of which she has already received payment on. Additionally, she settled the case she brought against E-Trade, which she stated was to her satisfaction. Therefore, how is she broke again, unless she is lying about something.

Furthermore, her parents have made so many deals with the press and paparazzi for financial payment to blab about their daughter's whereabouts and other details other crazy life. Certainly one of them can pay the $50,000 rehab fee and scale back on the amount of designer clothes and jewelry they've been wearing for press appearances.

Lohan continues to complain to anyone who will listen that she doesn't not like rehab and believes it is damaging her career. She needs to take into consideration, cocaine doesn't like her and is damaging her life. Fame has also become a drug for her that she does not want to do without.

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Lindsay Lohan smirking and enjoying the publicity, as she is led into court once again

Hollywood train wreck, Lindsay Lohan, stated in writing to authorities, if she is in rehab for any significant period of time, it will destroy her career (what career). The only reason convict Lohan submitted to rehab at the Betty Ford Clinic in California these past two weeks, is to avoid jail for up to one year, which is what she was eligible for on chronic probation violations, under current sentencing guidelines.

Probation officers are of the belief, Lohan could die from her raging addiction, but she does not care, stating she needs to be free from rehab and jail, for the sake of her career as an actress and designer.

This is one of the many reasons people shouldn't do drugs. They lose touch with reality when things have fallen to pieces around them. Lohan's career as an actress is almost non-existent, as she is an unpredictable insurance risk that most people do not wish to hire.

The Judiciary Report is not surprised by her statements valuing her career over her very life. Her statements should also explain much to the public, regarding her reckless conduct that keeps going from bad to worse. She doesn't care if she dies, which is a mindset no human being should adopt.

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Lindsay Lohan early this morning looking quite rough

Fresh from rehab for the umpteenth time, drug addicted Hollywood actress, Lindsay Lohan, made an appearance in Los Angeles court today, before Judge Elden Fox, on another probation violation. Rather than sending her to jail again, Elden sent Lohan back to a rehab facility, stating she must remain there until January 3, 2011.

A pleased looking Lindsay Lohan going into court this morning

The Judiciary Report is not holding its breath regarding her, as Lohan may very well pull her usual shenanigans, attempting to leave treatment early once more, only to start using hard drugs again, such as cocaine, thus repeating the jail and rehab cycle. Her sobriety will be severely tested the minute she returns to Hollywood and her old routine.

Dina Lohan (center) and Lindsay Lohan (right) at a previous court hearing

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According to Radar Online, drug addled Hollywood Z-list actress, Lindsay Lohan, is facing up to one year in jail at a hearing on Friday, October 22, 2010, for repeat probation violations. Locking Lohan up for a year would be a gift to motorists everywhere.

The court should at least take her licenses, as she continues to drive under the influence of drugs and alcohol and could have killed a toddler last month, when she recklessly clipped the child's stroller with her car. Lohan has had several accidents and incidents behind the wheel, where others sustained injuries, including innocent shrubs.

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Madonna Did A New Photo Shoot

Crazy, catty pop tart, Madonna, did a new photo shoot, as seen above, marking her latest reinvention on a career with more miles and less grace than an Oldsmobile.

After the failure of her past few albums and bloggers writing about her in very unfavorable terms, the unoriginal, morally bankrupt deviant, has proclaimed herself a director, which is hilarious. That is, when she is not infecting young stars with the madness that is Kabbalah.

Would You Hire This Woman? (Lindsay Lohan)

Lindsay Lohan

In looking over Lindsay Lohan's unrepentant DUIs, cocaine snorting, criminal driving, jail stints, reckless rehabing, cult crazy conduct, stealing sprees, fist fights and crazy quotes, I ask you the reader, if you were in a position to employ her for a film or in any other area of commerce, would you hire this woman.

The sane answer would be no, as who wants to work with someone unreliable, prone to violence and drug and alcohol fuelled partying. One would seek an employee that is responsible and most of all, free.

However, amazingly, Lohan and her family of publicity seekers, do not see it that way. They are of the belief, Lohan is the best, most sought after actress in the world and people should be tripping over themselves to hire her. A little objectivity would not hurt this family, especially Lindsay, who has taken leave of her senses.

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Tired Of Lindsay Lohan

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Are you tired of Lindsay Lohan. The fallen Hollywood actress and her family, are milking her drug addiction and many run-ins with the law, for all it's worth. They are constantly speaking to the press, accepting money for interviews and creating chaos wherever they go. Make no mistake, it is all being done for money. They are all in on it.

It is clear 99% of their troubles are self-induced and self-inflicted. They have unofficially captured the crown of Hollywood's most dysfunctional family, which is no small feat, considering the madness running around tinsel town.

More Pictures Of A Battered Rihanna Set To Leak

More photos of schizophrenic, faux singer, Rihanna, taken by police after she got into a horrendous fight with Chris Brown, are set to leak, just in time to help promote her new copyright infringing album "Loud" and its first single, the rip-off, "The Only Girl In The World."

What convenient timing. Rihanna's career has hit the skids, with her last CD, "Rated R" flopping all over the globe. She is engaging in every publicity stunt available, to drum up attention for her new rubbish CD, which contains more copyright infringement. Don't waste your money on her, as she is a greedy, money hungry thief, fraud and liar.

Whatever happened to the days when talented people honestly wrote and performed music, without showing you their private parts, in a desperate bid to distract one from the fact they can't sing and have no other musical abilities.

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Britney Spears' Weave Goes AWOL Again

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Britney Spears and her jungle weave (more tracks than a junkie)

Oops she's done it again. Pop tart, Britney Spears, went out of her house, wearing another jacked up weave, illustrating the fact, her hairstylist is holding a grudge against her, for what, I don't know. That's not so weavey.

Spears, who constantly dresses in lewd, inappropriate, too short, bra-less, stained clothes, proves money can't buy class or common decency. Apparently, it can't buy a good weave either.

Lindsay Lohan Plays The Blame Game

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Drug addled, former child star, Lindsay Lohan is busy playing the blame game. Currently in the Betty Ford Clinic, Lohan is blaming her dad, Michael Lohan, for her drug problems and the terrible mess her life has become. However, Lindsay is to blame as well.

She needs to take responsibility for her life and realize, getting drunk and high, then going on the road and accidentally clipping a child's stroller with one's car and fleeing the scene, is grossly irresponsible. Sleeping with many men, as one is not in control of one's faculties, thanks to drugs and alcohol, is dangerous to one's health.

Getting stoned, then getting into fist fights with people is also an unwise idea. One of these days, you are going to swing on a female Mike Tyson and get the freckles beat off you.

Lohan's dad, a recovering addict, has been begging her to seek treatment and cut ties with destructive, drug abusing friends in Hollywood and she has refused to listen. When she was released from jail, after a DUI conviction and probation violations, she started consorting with said friends again and fell right back into the cocaine habit.

One can't progress in life blaming everyone else for one's problems, even if others caused them. One must be proactive and find a way to get out of any bad situation they are faced with, as the alternative is not productive.

Demi Moore Treats Ashton Kutcher Like A Child

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore

Adulterous Hollywood actor, Ashton Kutcher, is being treated like a child by his wife of 5-years, Demi Moore. It is Kutcher's first marriage and Moore's third. She has three children and he has none at this time, but she is treating him like her fourth child. Could it be the 15-year age gap, with bisexual Kutcher being 32 and Moore 47. Granted, it is hard to take a man seriously, who stars in a show called "Punk'd" and acts like one off camera.

Either way, it has not helped the Kabbalah members' marriage, as he has yearned to be around women his own age, constantly cheating on her with younger females. Their reps tried to spin the story, as that of being the two have an open marriage and are swingers, which is unethical and sexually dangerous for one's health.

However, the severe strain on Moore' s face reveals the betrayal. When your young, touchy feely husband has more in common with his female step-kids, your daughters, than you, you've got a problem.

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US Weekly is reporting, pop tart, Britney Spears, went shopping in New York City, wearing her nightgown and it certainly appears that way. She also has stains on her clothes again and uncombed hair. They say going out in public in one's night clothes is a sign on mental illness. Who would have thought Britney Spears would do something crazy (well, everybody).

Side Bar: I was on a website that has a sub-section giving advice on how to replicate a celebrity's look and it featured Britney Spears. I thought to myself, they need to stop, really. The weed-whacker weave is not fashionable. Bob Marley had less knots than Britney.

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The Parents Television Council has slammed Britney Spears and the "Glee" TV show episode, dedicated to her, ripping it as inappropriate and setting a bad example for youth. It was referred to as the "worst show of the week" that is, "Pandering tribute to toxic teen role model Britney Spears." Well said. She has been a horrible influence on the nation and the world's youth, ever since her teen years, which were ram-packed with debauchery.

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Britney Spears shopping yesterday sporting a very bad weave...again

She's got the face of a 50-year old, the brain of a 12-year-old and the fashion sense of a preschooler, but that does not stop 28-year-old Britney Spears from trotting around in public, with a horrendous, matted, unwashed weave and stains all over her mismatched clothes.

It's sad when your kids clothes are cleaner than yours. Furthermore, how are you going to have a perfume and shower gel line and walk around looking unwashed. It's a massive contradiction. Maybe you should start using your own products.

Paris Hilton Playing Step-Mom To Cy Waits Daughter

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Hollywood loiterer, Paris Hilton, has stated she is playing step-mom to the preteen daughter of boyfriend, Cy Waits. Considering, they are both cocaine users, who like to drive while intoxicated, the Judiciary Report, has a bit of advice for Wait's daughter Shea...run little girl, run.

Cy Waits

Can you imagine having mentally insane Paris Hilton trying to be your step-mom. This is the same Paris Hilton that kept losing her dog and her purse. Where is DCF! They need to save that little girl pronto!

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Ashton Kutcher's Mistress: He And Demi Moore Have An Open Marriage

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore not looking very happy

Last week, the Judiciary Report stated, three times married actress, Demi Moore, 47, is so desperate to keep husband, actor, Ashton Kutcher, 32, she allows him to cheat on her, as long as he does not leave the marriage.

Demi Moore

After her "Me and Ashton are super close and the rest of you are super stupid" rant last week (I'm paraphrasing) Moore is facing a bit of embarrassment today, as one of her husband's mistresses, Brittney Jones, 26, is stating the couple have an open marriage, much like the Judiciary Report stated the week prior. However, it is clear, Kutcher, is the one doing most of the opening, as he has been sleeping with different women behind Moore's back.

Jones stated the couple has threesomes, but Moore is the only one allowed to choose the girls for said unethical encounters. That's the quickest way to bring a sexually transmitted disease home to the nest.

Brittney Jones

Moore is angry that Kutcher has been choosing his own mistresses behind her back and not inviting her to the party, so to speak. Well, some parties don't end well and some people never know when to go home.

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