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Rabu, 13 Oktober 2010

Britney Spears' Weave Goes AWOL Again

It's So Unweavey

Britney Spears and her jungle weave (more tracks than a junkie)

Oops she's done it again. Pop tart, Britney Spears, went out of her house, wearing another jacked up weave, illustrating the fact, her hairstylist is holding a grudge against her, for what, I don't know. That's not so weavey.

Spears, who constantly dresses in lewd, inappropriate, too short, bra-less, stained clothes, proves money can't buy class or common decency. Apparently, it can't buy a good weave either.

Kamis, 07 Oktober 2010

Britney Spears Still A Hot Mess


Britney Spears shopping yesterday sporting a very bad weave...again

She's got the face of a 50-year old, the brain of a 12-year-old and the fashion sense of a preschooler, but that does not stop 28-year-old Britney Spears from trotting around in public, with a horrendous, matted, unwashed weave and stains all over her mismatched clothes.

It's sad when your kids clothes are cleaner than yours. Furthermore, how are you going to have a perfume and shower gel line and walk around looking unwashed. It's a massive contradiction. Maybe you should start using your own products.

Sabtu, 02 Oktober 2010

Britney Spears Still Under Conservatorship


They need to put her weave under a conservatorship as well and send it to a psychiatrist, because it is looking crazy.

Schizophrenic pop star, Britney Spears, has been adjudicated mentally ill once again and shall remain under a court ordered conservatorship, in Los Angeles, California. There was a court hearing this week to determine if she is now mentally sound and able to handle her own affairs and it was deemed she is not.

It's just as well, as Spears has a laundry list of significant mental problems, being controlled by a host of sedative and anti-psychotic pharmaceutical drugs, negatively impacting her kidneys and liver.

However, her parents decided to have her medicated to control the schizophrenia that threatens her life and that of her children, not to mention, endangered public safety each time she hit the road...or something on it.