Paris Hilton Headed Back To Japan

According to reports, Hollywood socialite and failed actress, Paris Hilton, was turned away from Japan yesterday, shortly after arriving, due to a felony cocaine possession plea in Las Vegas, Nevada. Japan frowns upon admitting individuals into their country, who have drug convictions.

Paris Hilton being booted out of Japan

However, that has not stopped Hilton from insisting, she is going to head back to Japan, after being turned away this week. Hilton is insisting she is going to get into the country in the near future. Oh really! We'll see about that.

Things To Do List For 9.23.10

1. Go shopping for household items.

2. Do laundry.

3. Set DVR.

4. Finish experiment to see if the moon is really made of cheese like idiot friend said.

5. Change color of nail polish.

6. Do Google search for budget ninjas in Japan willing to take layaway payments to get Paris Hilton!

7. Say bedtime prayer to Jesus. Amen.

Site Disclaimer: Obviously not every item on the above published list is true. I changed my mind and did not go shopping today, as listed in #1, because it was raining.

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Paris Hilton Home Safe, Planning To Return To Japan

Paris Hilton Under Guarded Detention In Japan

Paris Hilton (left)

According to Radar Online, felonious socialite, Paris Hilton, who has a penchant for cocaine, is under armed guard in Japan, after being detained and forced to stay in a hotel called the "Airport Rest House" as the government does not trust her. In short, Paris is being held by immigration.

Hilton's guilty plea in Las Vegas, Nevada, located in America, for cocaine possession charges, is causing her real problems abroad, as is standard in many cases regarding felons.

Side Bar: you know she kicked a fit that she wasn't allowed to stay at her grandfather's Hilton Hotel. But she needs a series of wake up calls to curb her bad behavior.

Smug Paris Hilton Pleads Guilty In Court

Paris Hilton in court today giving her best look of disdain

Smug, spoiled, untalented, Hollywood trollop, Paris Hilton, made an appearance in a Las Vegas, Nevada court today, to plead guilty to cocaine possession and lying to a police officer. Hilton do so in exchange for one year on probation, 200 hours of community service and rehab, which she so desperately needs, as she is a full-fledged drug addict and alcoholic, with a side order of Kabbalah induced mental illness.

Hilton sported a smug and condescending look on her face, as if she believes she is too good to be in court to address her criminal misconduct. She should be happy she only received a proverbial slap on the wrist. However, the unofficial Valtrex spokeswoman, is clearly incensed she had to take her lazy backside out of bed to avoid jail.

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Paris Hilton Takes Plea Deal

Paris Hilton

Kabbalah cult drug addict, Paris Hilton, has taken a plea deal, to avoid incarceration on a felony charge, for cocaine possession and lying to a police officer to thwart an investigation. Hilton has agreed to plead guilty to two misdemeanors, in exchange for going to rehab and spending one year on probation.

She got off easy, once again revealing the two-tiered justice system in America, enabling famous criminals to repeatedly engage in illegal conduct. They have no incentive to change their criminal conduct, as they know they will be given special treatment and a slap on the wrist. Judging by many feedback sections online, it is an offense to many law abiding people in America.

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