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Title: Iron Man Year Of Release: 2008 Review Date: October 31, 2010 Rating: PG-13 Running time: 126 minutes Box Office Gross: $585,174,222 Site Rating: 3 out of 10 stars "Iron Man" is an action film about the fictional character, engineer, Tony Stark, who is suffering from a heart aliment. He secretly creates the superhero "Iron Man" with a exoskeleton, made of, you guessed it, iron. He also invents an apparatus to replace his weak heart, but it is poisoning his body, as seen in "Iron Man 2" (like you didn't see that sequel coming). Meanwhile, I'm watching the film thinking, "Dude, just get a heart transplant! It's much simpler...unless they give you the heart of a 90-year-old."
The film co-stars pretentious, irritating actress, Gwen Paltrow, un-affectionately known to bloggers all over the internet as "Fishsticks." Don't look at me, I wasn't the blogger that named her that, but I'm not really disagreeing, now am I. Paltrow, who became famous because of her dad's connections, plays Stark's secretary, Virginia Potts. "Iron Man" is an entertaining movie, but very cliché and stereotypical of films in its genre. Rich lothario superhero out to save the world has been done before. |
Senin, 01 November 2010
Film Review: Iron Man
Film Review: Iron Man 2
Title: Iron Man 2
Year Of Release: 2010
Review Date: October 31, 2010
Rating: PG-13
Running time: 125 minutes
Box Office Gross: $621,751,919
Site Rating: 3 out of 10 stars
The character Tony Stark is back in "Iron Man 2" to blow up more stuff and save the world from nuclear and robotic threats. He is confronted by scientist, Ivan Vanko, who carries on his deceased dad's work in building a rip-off of Iron Man.
Both Iron Man and Ivan Vanko battle it out for control of the technology, in a conflict that threatens national security. "Iron Man 2" has a massive amount of special efx, but was not as good as the original, which was only okay to begin with. There isn't much of a storyline behind this franchise, but it is entertaining in a Michael-Bay-John-Woo everything blows up sort of way.
Film Review: When In Rome
| Title: When In Rome Year Of Release: 2009 Review Date: October 31, 2010 Rating: PG-13 Running time: 91 minutes Box Office Gross: $42,350,792 Site Rating: 3 out of 10 stars The movie "When In Rome" is about a young art curator, Beth, who goes to Rome for her sister's trouble prone wedding and ends up falling for an old superstition, regarding throwing pennies into a fountain, bringing one true love. Of course, it turns out to be a fable, but gets Beth into trouble, when three very persistent and somewhat annoying men, believe they are in love with her, as she retrieved their pennies from the fountain (that's what she gets for being a thief). They follow Beth back to New York and purse her with a desperate frenzy. However, Nicholas, who she also met in Rome, begins to pursue her as well and in a more acceptable, less dangerous-stalker-like manner. However, Beth believes he likes her, due to the old superstition, regarding the fountain. I won't ruin the film for you, but they each learn not to follow silly superstitions, as it can ruin your chance at love. This film was average and dragged in some parts. It had a few funny jokes, but nothing outstanding. It was your run of the mill romantic comedy. |
Film Review: Jennifer's Body
Title: Jennifer's Body
Year Of Release: 2009
Review Date: October 31, 2010
Rating: PG-13
Running time: 102 minutes
Box Office Gross: $32,832,166
Site Rating: 0 out of 10 stars
From the troubled mind of lesbian writer, Diablo Cody, comes the sick, devilish film "Jennifer's Body" starring former "Transformers" actress, Megan Fox. The film is about teenage high school student, Jennifer Check, played by Megan Fox, going off in a van with her favorite band, Low Shoulder, who are devil worshipers.
Believing she is a virgin, Low Shoulder sacrifices Jennifer to the devil in a Satanic ritual, in exchange for music industry success, only to find out she is not sexually pure, thanks to a high school football player, having already taken her virginity. The satanic sacrifice ends up backfiring, turning Jennifer into an undead demon, who begins killing high school boys in a horrible, graphic manner.
The Celluloid Film Review does not recommend this sick, vile, vulgar, disgusting film. Fox is self-centered and thoughtless to have subjected her impressionable "Transformers" audience to this piece of mentally-ill garbage. Ironically, during the making of this film, Fox's personality underwent a marked metamorphosis, where she literally became the cruelest, most surly actress in Hollywood, as attested by numerous interviews.
Playing with the devil is never a good idea, even on film. Who knows what that sick, devil worshipping incantation spoken over Fox in the film, produced in real life. Those things can affect one's well being, inviting negativity into one's life.Film Review: Good Burger
Title: Good Burger
Year Of Release: 1997
Review Date: October 31, 2010
Rating: PG
Running time: 103 minutes
Box Office Gross: $23,712,993
Site Rating: 3 out of 10 stars
"Good Burger" stars Nickelodeon's "Kenan and Kel" actors, Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell, as two high school students working at the aforementioned burger restaurant.
Kel Mitchell plays Ed, a hapless young man working at "Good Burger" because he loves the fast food restaurant chain, so much so, he develops a special sauce for the burgers.
Kenan Thompson, plays Dexter, a grump teen that needs a summer job to earn money, in order to make repairs on a car he smashed, via an accident that occurred thanks to Ed. Whilst working at "Good Burger" the two face opposition from new fast food joint "Mondo Burger" - a corporation that goes to great lengths in attempting to steal the special sauce Ed created.
"Good Burger" is a corny, but funny teen film that is light hearted and mindless. One won't find meaningful filmmaking watching this movie, but it will make you laugh a little.
Film Review: Orange County
Title: Orange County
Year Of Release: 2002
Review Date: October 31, 2010
Rating: PG-13
Running time: 82 minutes
Box Office Gross: $41,032, 915
Site Rating: 1 out of 10 stars
"Orange County" is a tacky teen film, about a young man named, Shaun, struggling to get into sought after school, Stanford University, to study under his favorite author, who is an English professor at said college.
All that stands between him and Stanford, is not intelligence or money, as he has both, it's his certifiably crazy family, who should be institutionalized. Shaun, his girlfriend and stoner brother, set out on a journey to get him into Stanford, where everything goes wrong.
This MTV film missed the mark and set a bad example for teens and twenty something students in university or planning to go there. It was salacious, scatterbrained and without any redeeming value.Jumat, 29 Oktober 2010
Megan Fox Is Letting Herself Go
Megan Fox out in public recently
Former "Transformers" actress, Megan Fox, who was fired from the movie franchise, over run-ins with the director, Michael Bay, has been letting herself go of late. Considered one of the most beautiful actresses in the world, Fox has been seen in public looking a bit rough, when she used to take pride in her appearance.
Megan Fox
The embittered actress, has seen a significant decline in her career this year, as being fired from a Hollywood blockbuster, damages one's name, credibility and salary in the shallow town. She has also leaned on cocaine in her fall from grace, which is taking a toll on her appearance. This is ironic, as her looks are all she is known for in the entertainment industry. Time for rehab.
Selasa, 26 Oktober 2010
Old In Hollywood
Hollywood is a town that craves youth, which does not last. Actors, actresses and singers of an advanced age, are often put out to pasture for allegedly being too old. It is hypocritical considering most of the people that run Hollywood are old.
Another odd feature of this practice is many younger entertainers are taken advantage of, due to their naiveté. They are young and eager for fame and make terrible compromises on their virtue as a result. At the end of the day, people should be hired and respected for their talents, not due to their age.
Sabtu, 23 Oktober 2010
Jenn Sterger Could Hit Brett Favre Where It Hurts
Jenn Sterger
The NFL is awaiting evidence from blogger and Playboy model, Jenn Sterger, who accused Minnesota Vikings football player, Brett Favre, of sexual harassment. She states Favre left her sexually charged voice messages and sent her pictures of his penis, with text messages seeking sex, also known as sexting. She saved the evidence for two years, leaking some of it to a blog, but forwarding the bulk of the package to an attorney she retained.
Brett Favre and wife Deanna Favre
Sterger's lawyer, who has been speaking to the press, sounds like he is wheeling and dealing on her behalf, meaning she wants money and publicity. I have it on very good authority, Sterger hopes to parlay this distasteful episode into a reality show and film career. Sterger's attorney stated to the press "all options are on the table" in the matter, which is lawyer speak for a monetary settlement from Favre to shut up and destroy the telephonic evidence against him. Favre faces a possible suspension over the case.
Brett Favre's wife Deanna and his mom Bonita
The Judiciary Report feels sympathy for Favre’s wife and children, who are being put through an awful ordeal that was completely avoidable. Sterger did not have to egotistically release the uncensored penis pics in question, as anyone, including children, innocently searching online for the name "Brett Favre" will be accosted by photos of said crown jewels. Favre also did not have to adulterously pursue Sterger.
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Jumat, 22 Oktober 2010
Megan Fox Goes Tiger
Brian Austin Green, Megan Fox and Tiger
Former "Transformers" actress and drug user, Megan Fox, who was dropped from the film like a hot pot-ato, after she kept fighting with its director, Michael Bay, visited an animal sanctuary, with new husband, Brian Austin Green.
Tiger to Megan: so, you got fired from Transformers, huh (shakes head). Was it that hard to run from robots in a pair of heels and skimpy clothes. Even I could do that.
Now that she is basically unemployed, Fox played with tigers, who looked at her like they too knew she blew the film career opportunity of a lifetime. Fox's name has been attached to a couple low budget projects, but nothing firm is underway.
Michael Bay and Shia LeBeouf on the set of "Transformers"
Meanwhile, the Transformers machine moves forward full speed ahead, gearing up for a 2011 release, featuring Shia LaBeouf and newcomer, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, who is a, er, model.
Optimus Prime: Megan who?
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Senin, 18 Oktober 2010
Megan Fox Bitter Because Of Bay
Megan before she was fired
Fired "Transformers" actress, Megan Fox, 25, has been slamming the film's director, Michael Bay, in entertainment circles, as she is very embittered over being booted from the famous franchise. She has asked people not to talk to her about, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, her replacement as the leading lady in the robot genre film.
Megan Fox after being fired
Adding to her woes is Bay has badmouthed her to some in the industry, reducing her job opportunities. Fox also cannot command the same salary and perks she once did, as the leading actress in the "Transformers" franchise, which is making the transition from the A-list, all the more difficult for her.
Jumat, 15 Oktober 2010
Angelina Jolie Booted From Bosnia
Angelina Jolie
Hollywood actress, Angelina Jolie, has been booted from filming in Bosnia, for shooting a controversial film about a Muslim woman being raped by a Serbian soldier. Jolie is said to be directing the film. Since when is she a director.
Furthermore, why would one travel to another region of the world and openly film a movie that insults others and their way of life. Did one not think of the offense it would cause or did one simply not care, seeking attention and publicity.
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Rabu, 13 Oktober 2010
OSHA Clears Transformers In Paralysis Of Film Extra
Transformers
OSHA, the U.S. Occupational Safety and Health Administration, has cleared the makers of the film "Transformers 3" of violating proper procedures on set, in the wake of the severe injuries sustained by movie extra, Gabriella Cedillo.
Cedillo's skull was fractured, when a metal cable towing her car on the "Transformers 3" movie set, snapped, broke through the windshield and critically injured her. Cedillo is now paralyzed on the left side of her body and one of her eyes have been sewn shut to prevent it drying out.
Michael Bay
The company and individual behind the film, Paramount Pictures and Michael Bay, are touting OSHA's report, while Cedillo's family is slamming it as "ridiculous." The public is not impressed, as a young woman has been severely injured, due to a life altering event, the Paramount and Bay presided over. They need to make amends.
Gabriella Cedillo
Making matters worse is another incident occurred on the "Transformers 3" film set, involving a police officer crashing into the car representing robot "Bumblebee." The police officer was transported to a local hospital. It doesn't look good for Paramount and Bay's safety record.
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Senin, 11 Oktober 2010
Another Accident On The "Transformers" Movie Set
This does not bode well for the maker of the film, in the case brought against them by Gabrielle Cedillo, an extra that was terribly injured, during a stunt gone wrong. A metal cable towing her car snapped, broke through her windshield and cracked her skull. Cedillo is now paralyzed on the left side of her body and one of her eyes has been sewn shut, to prevent it from drying out. How sad.
Megan Fox
Previously, fired "Transformers" actress, Megan Fox, complained Bay constantly endangered the cast and crew with dangerous stunts, leaving them with cuts, bumps and bruises. She spoke of situations that placed them in significant danger and near misses with tragedy.
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Rabu, 06 Oktober 2010
Transformers Extra Sues Over On Set Cracked Skull Injury
Transformers
"Transformers 3" film extra, Gabriella Cedillo, 24, has sued the makers of the movie, over the traumatic brain injury she sustained, in an on-set accident. A cable that was towing her car, snapped, broke through the windshield and sliced her skull, leaving her paralyzed on the left side of her body. Poor lady.
Gabriella Cedillo
Brain injuries pose so many challenges, as it impacts such a sensitive and vital organ, responsible for a number of day to day functions. The lawsuit is demanding unspecified damages and rightfully so, as Cedillo's life has been drastically altered and she has sustained great physical and emotional injuries, as a direct result of the incident.
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Sabtu, 02 Oktober 2010
Rutgers WebCam Spying Case Mimics Hollywood Movie
Tyler Clementi
Based on an official movie synopsis online, the tragic case of Tyler Clementi, the Rutgers University student, that committed suicide this week, after a roommate uploaded his gay sexual encounter to the internet, is similar to the depraved Hollywood movie, "American Pie."
The aforementioned R-rated Hollywood film, has a storyline regarding a teenage girl having a sexual encounter that is transmitted over the internet to her partner's school friends, without her knowledge or permission. The Judiciary Report does not recommend the film, but is citing it to point out the depravity in Hollywood that people in society are taking cues from to others detriment.
In Hollywood, it is a common practice among stars in Kabbalah and Scientology, to pay private investigators to spy on others inside and outside their homes, then upload the content to private, password protected websites, that offer illegal, sick streaming video feeds out of the subject's home without their knowledge or permission, surveillance photos of outdoor activities, wiretap transcripts, credit card and bank statements, among other things. This conduct is completely criminal and sick, as seen in the Anthony Pellicano case, in misconduct that continues to this day. They've perversely broken down every privacy barrier that exists in society.
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Kamis, 30 September 2010
Celluloid Film Review - Forever Strong
Title: Forever Strong
Year Of Release: 2009
Review Date: September 30, 2010
Rating: PG
Running time: 112 minutes
Box Office Gross: N/A
Site Rating: 8 out of 10 stars
"Forever Strong" is a film about a young high school rugby player, who is an alcoholic that falls afoul of the law. He is sent to a juvenile detention center, as his drinking and driving causes another human being serious injury. Namely, his girlfriend.
While incarcerated, he is forced to look at his reckless and racists ways and change them. This was a good movie that is well done. Many alcoholics and teens thinking about binge drinking, could benefit from watching this film.Celluloid Film Review - Marmaduke
Title: Marmaduke
Year Of Release: 2009
Review Date: September 30, 2010
Rating: PG
Running Time: 83 minutes
Box Office Gross: $78,081-845
Site Rating: 5 out of 10 stars
20th Century Fox decided to recycle its hit "Marley And Me" with the film "Marmaduke" which also stars, Owen Wilson. "Marmaduke" is about a dog that refuses to listen to instructions, reeking havoc on the Pace family and their home.
Due to a change in employment, the Pace family relocates to Orange County, California, where the pooch gets into more trouble than ever. The film was entertaining, but ounce again, a movie geared towards kids, had age inappropriate music in it, namely "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye. Show of hands, how many parents want their preteen and teen kids singing said song.
Celluloid Film Review - My Fake Fiancé
Title: My Fake Fiancé
Year Of Release: 2009
Review Date: September 30, 2010
Rating: PG
Running time: 90 minutes
Box Office Gross: N/A
Site Rating: 6 out of 10 stars
"My Fake Fiancé" stars Melissa Joan Hart (Jennifer) and Joey Lawrence (Vince), as two people that meet at a wedding and absolutely irritate each other, then due to financial hardships, decide to get married for the gifts and money they will receive from wedding guests. Well, at least they're not superficial (sarcasm).
However, his money problems become greater than hers, due to the mafia leaning on him for a large sum of money, whilst oddly insisting on being invited to the wedding, that they do not realize is a sham, as the couple are not in love.
However, after spending time with each other, the two actually fall in love, even though they deny it for the majority of the film. To save money, the two shack up together, without having sex, which is still not a good idea before marriage. There's nothing wrong with being old fashioned.
The end of the movie is very nice and capped off an entertaining and touching film. Hart and Lawrence are very believable and endearing in their roles.
Celluloid Film Review - Pop Star
Note: this post was illegally hacked by Madonna's crazy Kabbalah hackers at Digilink, who erased items from the review. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Title: Pop Star
Year Of Release: 2005
Review Date: September 30, 2010
Rating: PG
Running time: 94 minutes
Box Office Gross: N/A
Site Rating: 2 out of 10 stars
Pop star Aaron Carter, stars as what else, a pop star, in a film called, well, "Pop Star." Carter plays, J.D. McQueen, a teen pop singer, who decided to drop the tutors and go to a regular high school, as being a child star, his grades begin to suffer.
He meets pretty, Alan Austin, a very intelligent, yet somewhat geeky, high school student that makes great grades. He asks her to tutor him and she accepts, hoping he will fall in love with her. A few problems do arise, but I won't ruin the ending for you (like you're really gonna watch it) but it is a cute one, albeit cheesier than cheddar.
However, this movie kind of disturbed me, because Lou Perlman is in it, as he financed it. As some of you may know at this point, Perlman is in jail for running a massive ponzi scheme and even worse, the teenage boybands he used to manage, have since stated in interviews, he would sexually prey on some of them. Do keep in mind, some of these boys were underage at the time.