What's Going On With America's Waters

Barack Obama

This summer has not been a good one for America's waters. First, there was the BP oil spill off the coast of Louisiana. Then, there was a oil leak in Michigan's lakes. Now comes word fecal matter has polluted the waters off Martha's Vineyard, where U.S. President Obama currently vacations.

Many are wondering if the President will swim in the feces polluted water, but Obama, being a politician in Washington, should be used to swimming in manure, as they certainly know how to shovel it.

Jersey Shore - Can Hair Gel Kill Fish

"Jersey Shore" cast

According to reports, tens of thousands of fish have died in New Jersey. Immediately, the Judiciary Report wondered if the excessive use of hair gel, by the beach going cast of MTV's "Jersey Shore" caused the fish massacre, much like in the following commercial:

However, local scientists are hypothesizing the problem is due to low oxygen levels, caused by warmer temperatures in the region.

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Obama Mocked At Jersey Shore Amusement Park

Deceased dictator, Saddam Hussein and U.S. President Barack Obama

U.S. President Barack Obama is being mocked as apart of a caricature show at a Jersey Shore amusement park, in New Jersey. Obama and Snooki, the star of the reality TV show "Jersey Shore" named after the seaside city, have been engaging in a minor war of words, regarding tanning taxes.

President Obama

This latest amusement park dig, appears to be in response to the comedic tiff the two have engaged in. However, according to the Associated Press, some deem the game inappropriate, stating it is disrespectful to the President.

The real question is, will Mr. and Mrs. Obama visit Jersey Shore during their never ending vacations. Stay tuned. In the meantime, the graceful, delicate roe (deer) and lily, well, orange lily, that is Snooki:

Snooki (center) falling and busting her butt on the "Guido" rich sands of Jersey Shore (I'm so sorry for their tourist board)

Snooki, getting arrested for disorderly conduct

Snooki's glamorous mug shot

Snooki's classy profile shot

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Game in 'Jersey Shore' town features Obama target